Netscape Communications Appoints Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross to Board of Directors: Expert Psychologist Elected to Help Company "Cope With Windows 98 Release"
SAN HELIFINO, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- May 14, 1998 -- Netscape Communications today announced is has elected Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross to its board of directors, effective immediately. Kubler-Ross, best known for her widely-read books including On Death and Dying and Death: The Final Stage of Growth, will assist Netscape in coping with its imminent demise.
Kubler-Ross is well-known for her theory on the stages of grieving, including denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. "We knew we were in a state of denial with Microsoft," says Jim Barksdale, CEO of Netscape, "and Dr. Kubler-Ross helped us realize we're also angry, bargaining, and depressed." He added, "it's our hope that she can help us with acceptance as well."
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