April 03, 2003

New Blossier Service Tracks Bloggers For a Fee

Service generates instant, up-to-the-minute dossiers on anyone who blogs

San Helifino, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- 3 April 2003 -- BluePitchfork, a venture-funded San Helifino company announced today the launch of its new "Blossier" (rhymes with "dossier") service, which provides instant online dossiers on people who write and maintain web logs, also known as blogs.

The Blossier service enables subscribers to track their favorite blog personalities, to find out when they're home, when they're traveling, what books, movies, and music they like and don't like, what their political and religious affiliations are, who their friends and foes are, and much more.

How it Works
Every five minutes, the Blossier search robot scans tens of thousands of blogs all over the world, updating each blogger's dossier with new personal information gleaned from their blog. In addition to automated scans, BluePitchfork has a team of dedicated blog analysts constantly monitoring the whereabouts and comings and goings of the top 10,000 bloggers worldwide.

Blossier subscriptions are available in multiple service levels, including Basic, Standard, and Pro.

  • Blossier Basic, available for $10/month or $100/year, offers up to 5 instant dossier searches per month, and weekly summaries of all activities of up to 20 bloggers.

  • Blossier Standard, available for $15/month or $120/year, offers up to 15 instant dossier searches per month, and weekly summaries of all activities of up to 50 bloggers.

  • Blossier Pro, available for $100/month or $1000/year, offers unlimited instant dossier searchs, unlimited weekly summaries, as well as Real Time Dossiers, providing subscribers with live, 24/7 real-time tracking of everything spoken or written by particular bloggers.

About BluePitchfork
Blue Pitchfork was founded in 2002 with the vision of total information awareness for those who have a need to track people who write blogs. Whether it's to stalk a celebrity blogger, know when the blogger's family won't be home so the home can be burglarized, bugged, or otherwise utilized, track the political and cultural leanings of a blogger, or any other reason, Blue Pitchfork's mission is to get the data and sell it to whoever's willing to pay for it.

Posted by denounce on April 3, 2003 05:26 PM

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