April 01, 2004
Denounce Newswire Closed in Observation of April Fool's Day
San Helifino, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- 1 April 2004 -- Denounce Newswire announced today that its offices would be closed on April 1st, 2004, in observation of April Fool's Day.
"This is our most sacred national holiday," said a spokesperson for Denounce Newswire. "Once a year we take a breather from our busy schedule while the rest of the world carries on in imitation of the work that we do every other day of the year."
Denounce Newswire will reopen for business tomorrow, April 2nd, 2004.
Posted by denounce on April 1, 2004 11:18 AM
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